i remember a time when there were literally no horoscope posts on tumblr like it wasnt a thing at all. and now theres so many thank god how did i ever survive without knowing which michael cera character i am according to my sign
THIS SIGNS AS MICHAEL CERA CHARACTERS:
aries: evan (superbad)
taurus: jim stansel (wet hot american summer)
gemini: himself (this is the end)
cancer: jamie (crystal fairy & the magical cactus)
leo: nick twisp (youth in revolt)
virgo: brink (magic magic)
libra: scott pilgrim (scott pilgrim vs the world)
scorpio: paulie bleeker (juno)
sagittarius: brother bear (berenstain bears)
capricorn: dean rudolph (veronica mars)
aquarius: nick o'leary (nick & norah’s infinite playlist)
pisces: george michael bluth (arrested development)
(via missmanger)
dealing with the worst case scenario
- your condom breaks
- you feel a lump on your breast
- your friends are ignoring you
- you’re stranded on an island
- you got rejected by a crush
- you get into a car accident
- you got stung by a bee/wasp
- you got fired from your job
- you’re in an earthquake
- your tattoo gets infected
- your house is on fire
- you’re lost in the woods
- you get arrested abroad
- you get robbed
- your partner cheated on you
- you’re on a ship that’s sinking
- you fall into ice
- you’re stuck in an elevator
- you hit a deer with your car
- you have food poisoning
- your pet passed away
- you fall off of a horse
- you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
- you have toxic shock syndrome
- your house has a gas leak
I feel like this could be useful in my future
(via rosewink)
